FOX News Gets A Little Freaked Out By Convention Protesters

FOX News Gets A Little Freaked Out By Convention Protesters There are two sectlons in this article: (1) Fox is SHOCKED that there would be any protesters at the DNC who were DEMOCRATS and NOT FOR OBAMA (!) and (2) the SIEU (Service Union) is bringing some plastic toy keys to the convention to symbolize McCain’s house keys.

I’m of two minds about these protesters, but the coverage of them on FOX is hi-damn-larious. It is to seriously giggle.

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Word is that SEIU is bringing truckloads of key rings and keys to Denver to distribute to [..] conventioneers, in accord with the suggestion we’ve all been hearing that they come equipped to honor the (Who Knows How Many) Homes of Young Johnny and the Lovely Cindy McCranky. But a poster on one of my listservs came up with a killer idea to take it one step further: Every time McCranky’s name is mentioned, everyone in the auditorium jangles their keys!

It would make great TV, so the media would love it. The public would love it, and be reminded of who the McCrankys are. And Young Johnny and his cohorts would go nuts– a bit of payback for 2004, when the GOP cleaned the Dems’ oh-so-respectable convention clock.

Man, that would be one hilarious prime-time burn to have FOX News explain that one to their audience.